Home » Uncategorized » JOKES FOR THE TRICK OR TREATERS

JOKES FOR THE TRICK OR TREATERS

JOKES FOR THE TRICK OR TR-EATERSImage result for images of trick or treaters

WHO STILL GIVES OUT CANDY AND DO YOU ENJOY IT?  

Every year kids take to the streets in hopes of not only scaring a few people, but most importantly collecting as much candy as he or she can carry.  As for the candy passer out er well answering the door can become mundane if there is no spirit or gimmick.

In order to help those poor unfortunates here are some jokes to keep the candy flowing.

  • WHY DIDN’T THE MUMMY HAVE ANY FRIENDS?
  • Because he was wrapped up in himself
  • WHAT ROAD HAS THE MOST GHOST HAUNTING IT?
  • A dead end.
  • WHAT DO GHOST EAT ON HALLOWEEN?
  • Goulash.
  • WHERE DO GHOST GO WHEN THEY ARE SICK?
  • To the witch doctor

 

  • HOW DO YOU MAKE A SKELETON LAUGH?
  • Tickle it’s funny bone.

 

  • WHAT DID DRACULA SAY TO ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND?
  • It was love at first bite.

 

  • WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A TEACHER AND A VAMPIRE?
  • A blood test.

 

  • WHY DID THE CYCLOPS STOP TEACHING?
  • He only had one pupil.

 

  • WHY IS THE CEMETERY A GREAT PLACE TO WRIGHT A STORY?
  • Because there are so many plots there.

 

  • WHY DON’T BATS LIVE ALONE?
  • They like to hang out with their friends.

 

  • WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU ARE ATTACKED BY A GROUP OF CLOWNS?
  • Go for its juggler/jugular.

 

  • WHAT’S BIG SCARY, AND HAS 3 WHEELS?
  • A monster riding a tricycle.

 

  • WHAT BREED OF DOG DOES DRACULA HAVE?
  • A blood hound.

 

  • WHAT DO GHOST LIKE FOR DESSERT?
  • I scream

 

  • WHAT’S A HAUNTED CHICKEN?
  • A poultry-geist

 

  • WHY ARE GRAVEYARDS NOISY?
  • Because of all of the coffin.

 

  • WHAT IS A SCARE CROW’S FAVORITE FRUIT?
  • Straw-berries

 

  • WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE?
  • Because he was out standing in his field.

 

  • DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WITCH ITCH?
  • Just take away the W.